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Well, Cut Off My Arms And Legs, And Call Me a Pez Dispenser

The Politburo Diktat [1] has issued this Blog Stamp to Bithead’s Place.

Nice to have your work recognized.

Hmmm. Oh, dear.
I’m afraid I do have one question, however;

How the beep do I TYPE now?

Aha! That’s IT! It’s a plot to SILENCE me…. You’re not cutting MY arms off!!!! Bleeding Communists!!!

(Sound: Raving man runs out into the front yard screaming something about boycotting PEZ candy…. and yelling “ARMS! ARMS!” )

(UPDATE: The proper authorities have been notified.)

(Update II: Bithead is expected to recover fully, after several years of intense candy therapy.)