AP is reporting [1]
SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) – A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a “giant baby,” a boy weighing 16.7 pounds.
Francisca Ramos dos Santos, 38, gave birth to the healthy boy named Ademilton on Tuesday at a hospital in Salvador, 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo. He was the largest baby born at the Albert Sabin Maternity Hospital in its 12-year history, the hospital said. “Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section,” hospital director Rita Leal said. “Both mother and baby are doing just fine.”
A C-section? Gee, ya think?
I mean, every bowling ball I’ve ever seen weighs less than this kid. I wanna see what this kid looks like in 20 years… but not in a dark alley, OK?