Ok at first clance I admit Sheryl Crow’s idea really stinks:
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who’s judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, “how bout just washing the one square out
However Crow’s idea does have a plus size The idea of limiting your use of toilet paper to one sheet per sitting, can be implemented by the individual,without governmnet action. So if Crow thinks that one sheet is good, let her lead by example. Better yet Crow can go back to leaves or corn cobs.
(H/T: Allahpundit, Hot Air [1] )
Addendum: Sister Toldjah adds that “Crow, by the way, has sealed her place in goofball history [2].”