Well, now, there’s something you don’t see every day:
COLUMBIA, S.C. —AP- [1]Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.
“It’s too early to rule out anything,” Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn’t show any sign of foul play.
WIS/10 [2] in Columbia is saying:
The man and woman, 21-year-old Brent Tyler and 21-year-old Chelsea Tumbleston, were both servers at Wild Wing Cafe in Columbia’s Vista.
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Police Chief Dean Crisp said it appears they fell from the roof of 1812 Lincoln Street. The roof is pyramid-shaped metal, likely slick on a damp morning.
Ummmm… Yeah. OK.
Addendum: (David L) Bit, pulled from comment section, in reference to condoms:
When properly deployed, it doubles as a parachute.
Or so the pig told me, last night
It just so happens we may have a video of that pig. Viewer discretion advised, link [3].
Rebutal, with yet more discretion advised, language, link [4].
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