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Snark of the Day: Croaker’s Corner

Snark of the day to Croaker’s Corner: [1]

snark2.jpg [2]“I think Bill Clinton not only redefined the term “sexual relations” he also has made it acceptable to redefine terms to suit one’s need.

I didn’t kill him.  I merely used my hands around his throat to restrict the amount of airborne pollutants he could inhale.

Officer I wasn’t speeding. I was accessing my vehicles ability to redistribute molecules of air verses it’s ability to create CO2.”