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General Patton, Call Your Office. 

From IMDB, we are reminded that the script from the movie about Patton, ran something like this:

Patton: What’s the matter with you?
Soldier Who Gets Slapped: Well, I… I guess I… I can’t take it anymore.
Patton: What did you say?
Soldier Who Gets Slapped: It’s my nerves, sir. I… I just can’t stand the shelling anymore.
Patton: Your *nerves*? Well, hell, you’re nothing but a God-damned coward.
[Soldier start sniveling]
Patton: Shut up!
[Slaps him, once forehanded, then backhanded on the rebound]
Patton: I’m not going to have a man sitting here *crying*! In front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle!
[Soldier snivels some more, and Patton swings a vicious forehand slap, knocking his helmet away]
Patton: *Shut up!*
[to the doctors]
Patton: Don’t admit this yellow bastard. There’s nothing wrong with him. I won’t have a man who’s just afraid to fight *stinking up this place of honor!* You will get him back up to the front.
[to soldier]
Patton: You’re going back to the front, boy. You may get shot, and you may get killed, but you’re going back to the fighting. Either that, or I’ll stand you up before a firing squad. Why, I ought to shoot you right now, you…
[pulls his service automatic. At that, the doctors leap forward and hustle the soldier out of the tent. Patton keeps shouting at the soldier’s back]
Patton: God-damned bastard! Get him out of here! Take him back to the *front! You hear me? You God-damned coward!*
[Takes deep breath]
Patton: I won’t have cowards in my army.

Hmmmm. I guess we now have a working basis for a script in the forthcoming movie about Katie Couric and the failure of CBS news:

CBS EVENING NEWS anchor Katie Couric is being accused of slapping an editor — after he injected a word she detested into a script!

“The stress has caused her to blow up at her staff for small infractions on the set,” charges NEW YORK magazine reporter Joe Hagan, in a story set for publication on Monday.

“During the tuberculosis story in June, Couric got angry with news editor Jerry Cipriano for using a word she detested— ‘sputum’ —and the staff grew tense when she began slapping him ‘over and over and over again’ on the arm, according to a source familiar with the scene. It had seemed like a joke at first, but it quickly became clear that she wasn’t kidding.”

A top CBS executive tells the DRUDGE REPORT that no formal complaint has been filed against Couric over the incident.

So reports Drudge, [1] tonight.

I’ve been on the other side of that microphone.  I know full well what operating under pressure means in those kind of circumstances.  Some people deal with such stress is very well indeed.  Others don’t.

However, there are a couple of things that can be gleaned from this;

  1. There is apparently a good deal of stress within the newsroom as regards the lack of performance of CBS news, of late
  2. Katie Couric is apparently feeling the stress very deeply
  3. She’s not dealing with the stress well, at all

Now, if we can just get Cox and Forkum to draw the Perky one with a perky Swastika on her boot, we’d be all set.