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Slow Joe to Do Presser

Slow Joe’s blonde, Jen Psaki. who pretends to be Press Secretary, has announced that Slow Joe, the shadow of man who pretends to be President, will pretend to hold his first press conference of his pretend administration, in nine days:

Dana Perino, a real blonde and press secretary to a real President, Dubya opines why the Delaware Dimwit, who imagines some eighty-one million vote4d for him needs some nine days to shift his sleep schedule, have his staff cheery pick the questions and memorize the staff’s answers.  What Dubya did in one day, Slow Joe needs over a week.