Dudi Cohen repots, with an apparent straight face, that, “Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying:”
Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation’s borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.
“In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran’s borders,” state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. “The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.”
Wiil PETA file a diplomatic protest?
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July 14th, 2007 at 10:30
So much, my friends, for the argument that these people could be reasoned with if we simply took the time to approach them diplomatically.