Maybe the House of Representatives can simply declare Australia to be part of Kenya and those make their new Prime Minister designate, Tony Abbottt, a natural born American citizen?
From Daniel Hannan, Telegraph:
Australians like their politicians blunt and
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The Snark of the Day, P.J. O’Rouke:
One if by land, and two if by sea, and three if by air, and four if by drones .??.??. Or is it two if by land, and one if by sea? .??.??.