Does anybody remember Katie Hill?

Two years ago next week, deep in the mists of time before the Chinese virus, a California congresswoman named Katie Hill was forced to resign from the U.S. House of Representatives because she got caught banging her staffers. Ever since, Hill has tried to frame herself as a champion for women, claiming her resignation was a reaction to “revenge porn.” She says her ex-husband leaked nude pictures of her, including one where she’s brushing the hair of one of her female staffers. And she claims she resigned because she didn’t want the scandal to be a distraction from impeaching Trump, which makes even less sense in hindsight than it did at the time. No, she resigned because Nancy Pelosi quietly made her resign.

Thanks to the always worthwhile Jim Treacher who came up with this one.

But it gets better. The woman is now having a child with the reporter that was sent to cover the story. No, I’m not kidding.

To recap: An ex-congresswoman was forced to resign because of her sexual relationships with her staffers, and now she’s having a baby with one of the reporters who was assigned to cover the story.

And these are the people that are trying to run our lives? Well give them credit for this at least. In the spirit of global warming they all arrived in one car.