The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

This Java app spits out conspiracy theories that are more plauseable than what one finds in one of Dean’s Speeches.


George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that white men, gun owners, oil companies, and big corporations could conquer Muslims.

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that big corporations, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh could offend Michael Moore.

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