Elizabeth Scalia, a/k/a Anchoress has a few parting words for Speaker Tablecloth, b/k/a Nancy Pelosi should she decide to leave Congress, link:
I hate to sound presumptuous, but Madam Speaker, on behalf of many, may I say let-not-your-heart-be-troubled about relieving yourself of obligations you have more than met. Besides, if you stay much longer in congress, someone in power, somewhere — or perhaps maybe even someone in the mainstream press — may finally be inclined to launch some sort of investigation into your extremely profitable tenure in congress.
If you feel you must go, please don’t remain — burdened and unhappy — for our sakes. As Dr. Seuss said to Marvin K. Mooney, “just go, go, go, please do, do do.”
And don’t let the screen door hit you on the way out.
Look at the bright side Mrs. Pelosi, you have a bright future as a fashion consultant. Like Eric Holder the sooner Mrs. Pelosi leaves, the better. Unlike the reprobate Holder, I have no desire to see Mrs. Pelosi in a Mexican jail sell.
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