Snark of the Day by Dick Gregory:
“[I]ntegration” as the period of time between when the first black family moves into a neighborhood and the last white family moves out.
Source. It is snide quip in a serious article.
There is no crying in baseball and and there is no royalty in the United States, unless, from a love struck WaPo:
America is not a hereditary monarchy. However entertaining it is to speculate, the news seems unlikely to
