Snark of the Day: Sister Toldjah

And the first thing Rezko pal and now-Democrat nominee for president Barack Obama says in response to the guilty verdicts is, “This isn’t the Tony Rezko I knew …”

Um, reality check, please?

Yeah, really. I mean, how

I think Clinton may be willing to offer Obama the vice presidency.”

Ron Chusid, Liberal Values.

Mrs. Clinton refusing to play by the Drive by Media’s rules.

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Obama is going to unite the country?

He cannot even unite his party.

Don Surber.

“If Dan Quayle had seen fallen heroes in an audience Al Franken would have made it the title of a book.”  -Martin McPhillips, in a comment at Q&O

 

Yeah, that’s the snark of the day, by a longshot.

“[Mrs. Clinton] has a history of covering up her own mistakes behind sexism.”

Maureen Dowd, via Noel Sheppard, Newsbusters.

It is prissy. Mrs. Clinton’s supporters are now complaining about the Hillary nutcrackers sold at every airport shop. Boo hoo. If Golda Meir, a woman of not only proclaimed but actual toughness, heard about Golda nutcrackers, she would have bought

Obama also said that Kentucky Democrats are fools who let themselves get pumped full of false rumors by Fox News, or words to that effect. But he’ll rally them in the fall

Mickey Kaus:Salon,.

Hat tip: Jonah Goldberg,

“Those who are screaming the loudest for increased production from Saudi Arabia are the very same people who are fighting the fiercest against domestic exploration, against the development of nuclear power and against expanding refining capacity,”

President George W. Bush,

Wasn’t the USS Cole under Bush? I mean, I don’t know what I’m talking about here.

Chrissy Matthews, courtesy Newbusters.

For once, Matthews is right.  He does not know what his he talking about.

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Corn ethanol is becoming the Emily Litella of energy.

Don Surber.

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If Obama is as his wife says he is — impatient and angry — then he is far younger than his 46 years would indicate. And that presents a problem for the nation. Youth has many things to offer. Sound

If Women Ran The World Mankind would still be living in caves, albeit with really, really fancy curtains;

Kate McMillan, Small Dead Animals

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“I don’t know why they’re calling it offensive. I call it truthful”

North Carolina Republican Party Charman, Linda Daves defending her Jerimiah Wright ad, via Michelle Malkin.

Mr. Obama’s call for postpartisanship looks unconvincing, when he is unable to point to a single important instance in his Senate career when he demonstrated bipartisanship.

Karl Rove, Wall Street Journal.

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The feminist movement, it seems, has not just brought women opportunities to live more like men, but also to die like them

Mother Jones.

Bonus.  Original story: David Brown, Washington Post. Sober albeit a wee bit wry commentary,