Breakfast Scramble

Conservation:

Me, to waitress: Do you remember by [usual] order?

Waitress: It [already] is in.

Me: [heart patters]

Me, to same waitress: [recalls conservation] Is this what is like in Heaven?

Waitress: [smiles]

Me: [misssion accomplished]

Canucks call Algore

Memoraundum for Mrs. Clinton, this how you deal with pirates, Associated Press:

NAIROBI, Kenya – The small white skiff approached the Italian cruise ship Melody after dinnertime as it sailed north of the Seychelles, the pirates firing wildly toward

As Bit rambled:

Ignored his advisors: About everyone, including his current CIA director begged Obama not to release those interrogation memos. Guess Soros trumps all that.

From R. Jeffrey Smith, Michael D. Shear and Walter Pincus Washington Post

The same twit, Mrs. Clnton, who deems former Vice President Richard Cheney not to a reliable source, continues to preach out reach to her so-called moderate Taliban, Daily Times Monitaor(PK):

Haneef Mehsud was a normal teenager who spent most

A lot, David Freddoso, National Review:

But now, John McCormack writes, the MIT profesor admits that he wasn’t counting as a “cost” the higher energy taxes that Obama’s cap-n-trade will make consumers pay. On average, those higher taxes, based

Janet Napolitano is suppose to be the Secretary of Homeland Security.   Yet Napolitano does know North from South and she does know immrigration law, National Post(CA):

Can someone please tell us how U. S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet

Charming Barry is not charming Raul Castro.   While, Barack Obama has soften United States sanctions on Cuba, Castro is not one bit interested in warming relations with the United States:

HAVANA, Cuba (CNN) — President Obama misinterpreted Cuban

What and whom does Barack Obaam respect, Mona Charen Townhall:

This whole notion that somehow if we showed courtesy or opened up dialogue with governments previously hostile that we were soft. Only the American people didn’t buy it. And

The one, a/k/a Barack Obama, has gotten himself trapped between a rock and a hard place, Steven Thomma and Marisa Taylor, McClatchy Newspapers

WASHINGTON – Hours after he said that he’d never prosecute CIA officers for harsh interrogations of suspected

Enhanced inteorrogation, that is what the leftards call tortue, worked.   It saved lives. Marc A. Thiessen, Washtington Post:

In releasing highly classified documents on the CIA interrogation program last week, President Obama declared that the techniques used to question

Team Obaama continues the painfull process of learning that in the real world, things do not operation by Obamaland delusions.    Jake Tapper, ABC Neews, instrucrts the Obama adminatration, in the person of Robert Giibbs, that Eight Billion is biggter

Good news for all you Obamatards.   The one is not as ignorant as he pretends to be.   Obama is well aware of  the Tea Parties, and is plenty worried, Michael A. Fletcher and William Branigin, Washington Post

President Obama convened

Who Barack Obama loves snf eho Obama hates.   Appease tin pot tyrants but screw the tax payers, present and future.

I find it ironic that while Barack Obama is intent sucking up to wannabe dictator for life, Hugo Chavez, but so intent on abusing average Americans.   Further, it is striking about the depth and diversity of the Tea Partiers, Andrew

My mama told me never to call a lady a bitch.  I don’t.

Attributed to Janeane Garofalo by Village Voice, via Brian Maloney, Radio Equalizer:

“When Rush Limbaugh visited the set, and when Lynne Cheney visited the set, I