Snark of the Day: P.J. O’Rouke

The Snark of the Day, P.J. O’Rouke:

One if by land, and two if by sea, and three if by air, and four if by drones .??.??. Or is it two if by land, and one if by sea? .??.??.

The Snark of the Day:

Oh, how I long for the days when liberals wailed that “the rest of the world” hated America, rather than now, when the rest of the world laughs at us.

Ann Coulter.

The Snark of the Day:

Did the Supreme Court of the United States do the right thing when it stopped the Supreme Court of Florida from making Gore president? Gore might have run the country with the distinction and brilliance

The Snark of the Day:

It was a middle-aged white guy with no police experience who found the terrorist, just 1/2 mile from where the suspect ditched the car.

Bob Owens

The Snark of the Day:

A million people in and around the city of Paul Revere, of the Lexington and Concord patriots, of Bunker Hill, locked their doors and hid inside because a lone armed teenager with pipe bombs was

President Obama is on the receiving end of the Snark of the Day:

Gloating in victory, adolescent in defeat – the Prez doesn’t make it easy to work with him. Why should conservative senators give him a legislative victory after

“I have been raped twice, so I think I can handle Mitch McConnell.”

Ashley Judd via Howard Fineman, Puffington Post.

The Catholics have a new Pope, Pope Francis, and is the LSM upset:

NYT’s Nick Kristoff Finds the New Pope Regrettably Catholic

Ace.

The victim of today’s Snark of the Day is Maxine Waters (D – Moon).   I am neither a fan of Waters, in particular, or the entire Congressional Black Caucus, in general.   How having congressmen dumber than bricks is

The Snark of the DAy:

In exchange, gay men should make reasonable compromises over Penn State. They will simply have to accept being registered and kept a safe distance from children. This isn’t a violation of their rights. It’s just

The Snark of the Day:

Members of the media can’t notice Joe Biden’s brain farts malapropisms, but they’re outraged that Marco Rubio sips water.

From Fausta.

The Snark of the Day:

[A] typical LA citizen was far more likely to be killed by the LAPD than by Chris Dorner. Dorner was a selective killer while the LAPD attempted to kill people indiscriminately… seemingly at random.

From

The Snark of the Day, from Robert Stacy McCain:

Remember: The media elite are your intellectual superiors. The proof of their superiority is that they’re on TV, and you’re not.

As say CNN anchorette Deb Feyerick is seriously dumb. 

The Snark of the Day:

BREAKING: USPS Announces Plans to Stop Saturday Mail Delivery. BIGGER STORY: People Still use the USPS

Robbie Cooper, Urban Grounds

The Snark of the Day from Gayle Trotter:

“Young women are speaking out as to why AR-15 weapons are their weapon of choice, […] The guns are accurate. They have good handling. They’re light. They’re easy for women to hold.