Snark of the Day: Noel Sheppard

Did you hear the one about Barack Obama?

You didn’t?

Noel Sheppard, News Busters..

My mama told me never to call a lady a bitch.  I don’t.

Attributed to Janeane Garofalo by Village Voice, via Brian Maloney, Radio Equalizer:

“When Rush Limbaugh visited the set, and when Lynne Cheney visited the set, I

Light up the victory cigar.  Team Obama has surrendered.   Operation Hush Rush is history. Mike Allen, Politico:

Beginning Sunday, the White House will harness every part of the Democratic Party’s machinery to defend President Obama’s budget and portray Republicans

Then what would you expect from a hick from Arkansas who is so dumb that he didn’t know the meaning of sex or even the definition of “is:”

Suggestion, maybe it the quest host contract that the Larry’s fill in

It has become quite obvious why Barack Obama has never released his college transcripts.   Obama is dumber than a hod of bricks, Steven Thomma, McClatchy Newspapers:

WASHINGTON – The deepening recession is taking a slight toll on President Barack

The ‘rats had a contest to write the slogan for an anti-Rush Limbaugh billboard.  This is this winner of that contest:

“Americans didn’t vote for a Rush to failure

Michelle thinks the slogan is lame.   So do I    If

Whatever one thinks of Limbaugh, he’s not the one trying to use rising unemployment, a plummeting stock market, the alleged impending collapse of the financial system and a host of other fears about the future to advance his policy agenda

I think it’s fair to say that belief in Geithner’s mishandling is now officially unideological:

Mary Katherine Ham, Weekly Standard, quiped after Ann Coulter and Bill Maher agree.

David Saltonstall,  Daily News, (New York) tries his hand at hit a piece, “”Rush Limbaugh is rich, nasty and now de facto don of Republican Party:”

If Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party,

From World Web:

Noun: single combat

1. A fight between two people
“in all armies there were officers who needed to prove their bravery by single combat”

Rush Limbaugh, via Gateway Pundit:

I am offering President Obama to

First it was Joe the Plumber, then Rush Limbaugh, then Rick Santelli and now it is Jim Cramer.   Call it a rant, Cramer makes some good points, video:

At some point the Obama administration has to stop trying to shoot

The more the clueless one, a/k/a Barack Obama talks, the more the market tanks BO seeme to think that Main Street and Wall Street are two seperate entities.  BO’s clueless is driving American wealth down.

In contrast, Bobby Jindal has

Michael Steele has  dismissed Rush Limbaugh as a mere entertainer, CNN:

Late last week, Steele told CNN’s D.L. Hughley that Limbaugh is an “entertainer” whose comments are “ugly.”

El wrongo moose breath, Sam Youngman, Hill:

White House press

No links yet, but we’re hearing that Radio News Legend Paul Harvey has died.

Addendum: I’m now getting confirmation from ABC

Photo Courtesy of Scot Fybush and Northeast Radio Watch.

With Mr Harvey gone, one wonders what will become of

Often attributed to  Isoroku Yamamoto:

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”

Someday to attribued to the leftstream media:

We fear all we havce done to aawken