Breakfast Scramble (Friday)

Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) too stupid to be Senator:

More than just retransmission consent ailes our television markets. We need new catalysts for quality news and entertainment programming. I hunger for quality news. I’m tired of the right and the

Newt boots it, or why Newt Gingrich should never again run for public office. Gingrich is the political version of Glenn Beck, a better than average mind sabotaged by the chronic problem talking before thinking.  Gingrich’s latest Beck moment,

Dumbo miffed, by Carol E. Lee, Politico:

Asked by CBS’s Chip Reid about complaints heard from other leaders during the summit, Obama shot back: “What about compliments?”

He appeared thin-skinned about the characterizations of his time at the

A requiem for a bitch *, the demise of Mrs. Pelosi’s career in national politics, by Hugh Hewitt, Washington Examiner:

The epic loss on Tuesday will launch a thousand op-eds and who knows how many dissertations. But the explanation

Who we Palaface? Dim Won threatens to resort to hand to hand combat, from Don Surber:

Via the Los Angeles Times, this is what he told a radio show that is targeted to young African-Americans: “Everybody in the barbershops,

Christmas in September, Bobby Gibbs floated for DNC chair, Frances Martel,Mediaite:

According to Mike Allen‘s Saturday morning report, talks have begun within the party to gauge interest in Gibbs as the DNC head for President Obama’s

Liberal reads Constitution, can’t find First Amendment, from Lucy Madison, CBS News:

During an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America this morning, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer addressed the recent controversy over a Florida Pastor’s plan to hold

Fluck tolerance, as usual Dim Won, b/k/a Barack Obama, is full of a brown smelly liquid, best used for fertilizer, from Erica Werner, Associated Press

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama appealed to an unsettled nation Saturday to honor the memory

Shut the F*ck Up Mr. President, Dumbo ia/k/a Dim Won, b/k/a Barack Obama weighs in the Reverend Terry Jones’ plan to burn a copy of the Koran, from George Stephanopoulos, ABC News:

STEPHANOPOULOS: Let me ask you about

Dumbo is not a dog, Dumbo, a/k/a Dim Won, b/k/a Barack Obama as attributed by CNN:

“Some powerful interests who had been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they’re not always happy with

I share something in common  with Dumbo, a/k/a Dim Won, b/k/a Barack Obama.  Neither one of  us is a Christian .   The difference is that while am smart enough to realize it, and honest enough to admit it, Obama  is

The Obama White continues it  inane push to convince the gullible that Dumbo,  a/k/a Dim Won, b/k/a Barack Obama is a Christian, from Eleison Group:

Washington, DC (August 25, 2010)—Over 70 prominent Christian leaders and denominational heads from across

Dim Won, Barney Fran and Mrs. Pelosi or not match for the Gipper, video:

Hat tip: RS McCain.

Or maybe  Vurkey?  From Edward Niedermeyer, New York Times:

GENERAL MOTORS introduced America to the Chevrolet Volt at the 2007 Detroit Auto Show as a low-slung concept car that would someday be the future of motorized transportation. It would

Won is the loneliest number, By Mike Wereschagin, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

Congressmen Jason Altmire and Tim Murphy have previous engagements.  Sen. Bob Casey Jr. and Rep. Mike Doyle are out of town on anniversary trips with their wives. Allegheny