Snark of the Day: Drew M. (Ace of Spades)

Obama: I Regret Not Speaking Slower And Using Smaller Words. If I Had, You’d Realize How Lucky You Are I Let You Have Me As Your President

You might think Obama’s greatest regret as President would be, oh I don’t

From a confused Michael Tomasky, Daily Beast:

But he wasn’t a race-baiter until yesterday. That speech wasn’t to the NAACP. It was to Rush Limbaugh. It was to Tea Party Nation. It was to Fox News. Oh, he said

Sure  President Fifty Seven States, a/k/a Dumbo, a/k/a Dim Won, b/k/a President Barack Obama is an open book.  Sadly for Dumbo  the pages are blank.     From Charlie Spleling,  Washington Examiner, video:

Reax:

Carney reiterated that Obama was an “open

Robert “Bob the Short” Reich comes up two all beef patties short of a Quarter Pounder,  from the Puffington Post:

Success is part inspiration and part perspiration.   Barack Obama’s lack of success can be explained by that that he is lacking in both.   In other words, President Fifty Seven States is both dumb and lazy, video:

Hat tip video: Gan

David Axelrod was in full B.J. Clinton mode, lying out his teeth, and every other conceivable body part.   For their part, ABC News was intent on giving lip service to to Obama campaign and not reporting, from Mediaite:

On

If you can not lead, then hide, from Washington Post, via Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit:

Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. sharply criticized lawmakers Monday for voting to hold him in contempt of Congress last week, saying Republicans

I do not endorse Dick Morris as a pundit.   However he does present a charming, witty and sharp picture of the choice we face in November, from the Other Smitty,  the Other McCain:

Visit Smitty to view his six

The Obama administration continues to invoke the B.J. Clinton defense, to wit outright lying.   B.J. wished the nation to believe that getting a Lewinsky, that is oral sex, from Monica Lewinsky was not sex, because B.J. said it was not

Barrack  Husein Obama extends congratulations to the purported new President Elect of Egypt, Mohamed Morsi  via Stable Hand, Jawa Report:

“We look forward to working together with President-elect Morsi and the government he forms, on the basis of mutual

from Weekly Standard, via Nice Deb:

Last Friday, an attaché of important gay people from Philadelphia made a trip to Washington D.C. as invited guests of President Barack Obama for the White House’s first-ever gay pride reception. There, they

The Bitsblog Ass of the Day is Joeeph Williams.   Politico did suspend Williams, but Juan Williams and John Derbyshire got fired for less, video:

Not comfortable among people of color?   Must be Obama’s white half who hired his campaign staff,

Dim Won. a/k/a Dumbo, b/k/a Barack Obama is invoking “Executive Privilege” to cover all Fast & Furious documents under subpoena from the House, an operation Dim Won claims to have been unaware until he heard about it in the news,  

Or well we could.   What the Obama administration likes to call news, is Dim Won, b/k/a President Barack Obama reading a written statement, having so-called reporters sit there like potted plants and taking no questions.    We could do that.  Can

The nation’s citizen suffer under the Obama economy.    So rather than deal with the problem, the Obama administration resorts to pandering.   Dana Milbanks, Washington Post,  went looking for substance in Barack Obama’s  economic plan and found none, via Neo-NeoCon